Programmer Jokes

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  1. A Programmer started to learn Chinese calligraphy after retirement. Getting all learning tools, he wrote “Hello World!”

  2. The learning curve for anyone wants to start a programming career seems follow this pattern: X programming basic —> practical guide on X programming —> X programming —> X advance programming —> Arts of X programming —> Zen of X programming —> How to cure cervical vertebra disease

  3. A programmer named his three children as Ctrl, Alt, and Del

  4. An effective way to distinguish programmer: what ‘s the antonym of the word “push” ? a non-programmer: pull. Programmer: pop

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